Something totally random to talk about… who would play me in a movie?

I wish I could say it would be somebody all hot and desired by the masses, like Brad Pitt or something. But, I know who I am and know it’d have to be somebody geekier than that.

Thomas always said if I were a woman I’d be:

He called her “Muntz Chick”. I guess I can see the resemblance. She’s pretty hot, I think, so yay me as a woman.

When the show was popular and I had an afro, I was often told I could play this guy’s long-lost kid:

But, since I’m half black that probably wouldn’t go over so well. Sorry, that was too easy.

Thomas also pointed out the guy who probably looks and acts the most like me (well, at least when I was in college and he was on “Undeclared”). His nose looks much bigger than mine in this picture and he probably looks more like the bastard child of me and Nick Palermo (don’t think the blog readers know him — he was a super cool guy I worked with in high school) but his mannerisms seem to be similar at least:

If he had a more raspy voice (maybe Marge Simpson’s voice?) and cussed a lot, that’d work. I can’t really think of anybody else who looks like me, though Troy often tells me I could have been a stand-in for this guy:

Haha, though I don’t see it. I’ve never realized how huge that head band was.

Thanks to my turtle-like posture and my job as a keyboard jockey, I will probably look like this in 25 years:

So, to the five readers out there, who would play you in a movie?